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Ha Ha Hairies – The Day to go Away on a Hairy Holiday
March 15, 2020
Ha Ha Hairies! We’re home! Yeah. I had a great time, but it’s always good to come home Oh hello! Look Kwiff, our friends are here Oh hi! We’ve just been on a really long ride all over Hairyland We nearly went as far as the hairy seaside, I wish we had… Oh it was great Hey Kwiff, do you remember that time the Ha Ha Hairies went on holiday to the hairy seaside? Oh, in the bottle brush boat! But it didn’t start with the bottle brush boat did it? Er, no It started with the fluffa puffa poop I know, I just meant… oh, you tell them the story Wiggy Well Ma, Pa and Mini Ha Ha were all getting ready to go on holiday And Ma and Mini were packing up the the fluffer puffer poop with all their holiday stuff Then Ma was going to drive to… the curly swirly meadow! Where Pa Ha Ha was getting his bottle brush boat ready We were in the Ha Ha Hairies garden, watching Ma and Mini The Ha Ha Hairies are going away. I’m so going to miss them They’re not going away forever Wiggy, it’s just a holiday Oh I knew that Mini Ha Ha was skipping around with excitement, because this was the Day to Go Away on a Hairy Holiday But up on the hill at Chateau Shampoo someone felt jealous, can you guess who? Boris Boo Hoo, what’s he gonna do hoo? Boris was feeling especially jealous because Boyzie had been invited on the hairy holiday too Boris was so jealous that he did this Then he looked through the hairy starey again to see what else was happening in Hairyland and he saw Pa with the bottle brush boat And he had an idea If the Ha Ha Hairies were going on holiday in the bottle brush boat… Then he could go on holiday in the fluffer puffer poop So what he needed was a plan Boris needs a plan, a plan, he needs a plan as quick as he can He needs a plan, he needs it quick, he needs to plan a clever trick What’ll it be? What’ll it be? What’ll it be? Boris’ plan was this As soon as the Ha Ha Hairies had unpacked the fluffer puffer poop He was going to pack it with all his holiday stuff and drive off So all he had to do was hide himself, and wait for the fluffer puffer poop to arrive It was on it’s way, and we were following on our poppa pikki Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, it’s time to go away Mini, Boyzie, Ma and Pa on a hairy holiday They’re going to take a beach ball, and play on the hairy beach Buckets and spades that they can share and a pair of goggles each They’re going to take some flippers, and swim in the hairy sea and a picnic hamper full of treats for breakfast, lunch and tea Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, it’s time to go away Mini, Boyzie, Ma and Pa on a hairy holiday They’re going to take a lilo, and take it in turns to float and loads of hairy summer clothes all in a bottle brush boat Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, it’s time to go away Mini, Boyzie, Ma and Pa on a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, on a hairy holiday We landed in the wifty wafty tree and watched them pack up the bottle brush boat At last, this was Boris Boo Hoo’s chance He tippy-toed to the fluffer puffer poop with his lilo and his bucket and spade – We’ve got to stop him
– Like how? We need a plan Back at the bottle brush boat, Ma Ha Ha couldn’t find her sun hat Then Pa Ha Ha had an idea, perhaps Ma Ha Ha left it in the fluffer puffer poop Pa decided to go and look, which was very kind Boris saw Pa Ha Ha heading towards him. He went into a panic The kind of panic that makes you roll into a teenie-tiny ball and hide Pa looked in the fluffer puffer poop. He didn’t find Ma’s sun hat but he did find a lilo and a bucket and spade Pa thought they must be Ha Ha Hairy things so he took them back to the bottle brush boat Boris has lost his stuff, and we didn’t even need a plan! Boris decided he better get the rest of his stuff into the fluffer puffer poop fast He’s coming back this way, hide! When Pa showed the others what he’d found in the fluffer puffer poop they were surprised How had they missed those things? Then Boyzie found Ma’s sun hat And Mini had lost her skipping rope Pa had another idea, perhaps Mini had left that in the fluffer puffer poop so back he went again which was very kind Boris put the rest of his stuff into the car Then he climbed into the driving seat He was just about to drive off when he heard Pa coming Boris went into another panic, this time it was the kind of panic that makes you just freeze Pa Ha Ha looked in the boot, he didn’t find Mini’s skipping rope, but he did find lots more holiday stuff Things were going from bad to worse, now Pa was eating Boris’ hairy sausage rolls Then Mini came to tell Pa she’d found her skipping rope And Pa showed her the sausage rolls he’d found And off they went back to the bottle brush boat with all of Boris’ stuff Boris was very fed up, how could he go on holiday when the Ha Ha Hairies had all his holiday things? Then he heard this It was Nanna Ha Ha and Chihua Ha Ha They’d come to wave goodbye to the Ha Ha Hairies Nanna thought Boris had come to wave goodbye too They were all in the boat except for Mini when Nanna and Boris arrived There were hugs and kisses all round But Mini Ha Ha couldn’t bare to leave Chihua Ha Ha behind Couldn’t he come with them? And Ma and Pa agreed that he could Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, it’s time to go away Mini, Boyzie, Ma and Pa and Chihua Ha Ha on a hairy holiday Boris was feeling very miserable, everything had gone wrong Nanna could see he needed cheering up, and guess what? She had a plan and her plan was this The two of them could go on holiday together! Of course, this didn’t cheer Boris up one hairy bit but no one can say no to Nanna, so off they went on the clatterbanger and we were there to wave them goodbye It doesn’t matter that they can’t see us waving, wave Kwiff! OK, bye Boris and Nanna, have a great time Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, it’s time to go away I wonder what it was like, Nanna and Boris going on holiday together Well Nanna would’ve had fun, she always does I wish we could go on a hairy holiday, I want to play on the hairy beach and swim in the hairy sea OK, why not? Let’s go now – Now?
– Course now, we’ll take the poppa pikki