Weekend Update: Eric and Donald Trump Jr. on Their Summer So Far – SNL


>>>A LOT OF 2 COVERAGE WAS
NEGATIVE BUT HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE PRESIDENT’S ACCOMPLISHMENTS
ARE FIRST SONS ERIC AND DONALD TRUMP JR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>THANKS FOR HAVING US, COLIN.
>>I’M ERIC.>>THEY KNOW THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>COLIN, THANKS FOR LETTING US
COME HERE AND TALK ABOUT SOME OF THE AMAZING THINGS MY FATHER IS
DOING. ISIS IS ON THE ROPES, THE BORDER
HAS NEVER BEEN MORE SECURE AND THE STORY OF THE SUMMER —
>>WHEN YOU MET WITH THE RUSSIANS?
>>NO, ERIC, OUR INSURGENTING ECONOMY.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT MY MEETING WITH THE RUSSIANS ANYMORE.
>>BUT LAST WEEK YOU GOT SOME PEANUTS.
>>I TOLD YOU IT’S A SUBPOENA NOT SOME PEANUTS.
>>SUBPEANUTS?>>SUBPOENAS.
>>WE’LL WORK ON IT.>>NOW, SINCE ERIC BROUGHT IT
UP — HEY, THANKS, BUD. DO YOU HAVE ANY COMMENT ON THIS
ON GOING INVESTIGATION AND YOU AND THE RUSSIANS AND THE POINT
THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN COLLUSION?>>YES, THE WHOLE STORY IS A
NOTHING-BURGER.>>WHAT?
>>IT’S A COOL NEW PHRASE EVERYONE IS SAYING,
NOTHING-BURGER.>>YEAH, SURE.
>>YES, I WENT TO THE MEETING BUT NOTHING ILLEGAL HAPPENED.
IT’S LIKE ON “TO CATCH A PREDATOR” YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS,
COLIN. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>WHAT? DON’T CUT TO ME.
>>GUY SHOWS UP TO A HOUSE WITH A 12-PACK OF MIKE’S HARD
LEMONADE AND TURNS OUT IT’S A STING, GUY SHOULDN’T GET IN
TROUBLE BECAUSE NOTHING HAPPENED!
YOU’RE WITH ME ON THIS, RIGHT, COLIN?
>>I’VE NEVER BEEN WITH YOU. WHAT ABOUT THE REPORTS THAT YOUR
FATHER ACTUALLY HELPED CRAFT THE STATEMENT YOU MADE TO THE PUBLIC
TO MISLEAD THEM DELIBERATELY?>>LOOK, ALL MY FATHER DID WAS
GIVE ME SOME ADVICE. HE SAID, “SON, GO OUT THERE AND
TELL THE TRUTH.”>>AND THEN HE WINKED.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>OKAY.
YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR FIDGET SPINNER, BUDDY?
>>UH-HUH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?>>ERIC, YOU HAVE TO SPIN IT,
BUDDY. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IT’S A FIDGET SPINNER, IT’S WHAT IT DOES, MAN.
MY DAD GIVES ME ADVICE ALL THE TIME.
DON JR., ALWAYS TRUST YOUR GUT, DON JR., ALWAYS BE THE BEST
DRESSED IN THE ROOM.>>ERIC, THE MINIONS AREN’T
REAL.>>YEAH.
STUFF LIKE THAT. YUP.
YOU KNOW, BOTTOM LINE, MY FATHER’S PRESIDENCY HAS BEEN A
RESOUNDING SUCCESS AND I WILL BE CLEARED —
[ LAUGHTER ] ERIC.
I WILL BE CLEARED OF ANY WRONGDOING BY THE GRAND JURY.
>>AND I BUILT A HOTEL!>>YOU SURE DID, BUD.
YOU WANT TO SHOW COLIN?>>YEAH.
>>DID THIS ALL BY HIMSELF. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]>>SEE, I DO REAL ESTATE, TOO.
>>YOU SURE DO, PAL. LOOK WHO’S CHECKING IN.
YOU HAVE BATMAN OVER HERE. STORM TROOPER, YOU GOT CAPTAIN
JACK SPARROW. AND WHO ARE THESE GUYS RIGHT
HERE, BUDDY?>>THE CLEANING STAFF.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>OKAY.
>>ALL RIGHT, ERIC AND DONALD TRUMP JR., EVERYONE.
>>THANKS FOR HAVING ME.>>WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
“WEEKEND UP DATE SUMMER EDITION. STAY TUNED.”

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