Weekend Update: Pete Davidson on Colin Jost, Michael Che – SNL


>>WITH TEMPERATURES IN THE 70s,
SPRING HAS OFFICIALLY COME TO NEW YORK.
HERE TO TALK ABOUT HIS FAVORITE SEASON IS OUR OWN PETE DAVIDSON.
>>WHAT UP, MAN!>>HI, MICHAEL.
>>SO I ACTUALLY KIND OF LIED. I’M NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO TALK
ABOUT SPRING. I JUST NEEDED A WAY TO GET OUT
HERE SO I COULD TALK ABOUT WHAT’S REALLY ON MY MIND, WHICH
IS THAT YOU GUYS ARE HOSTING THE EMMYS THIS YEAR.
RELAX. I’M A LITTLE SICK ABOUT IT.
NO, LIKE IT’S BAD ENOUGH WATCHING YOU GUYS STRUT AROUND
THIS PLACE WITH ALL OF YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS, LIKE HEAD
WRITERS, UPDATE HOST, HARVARD, BLACK, YOU KNOW, YOU’VE GOT IT
ALL, MAN. WHO MADE THIS DECISION?
WHAT’D THAT SOUND LIKE. ANY IDEA FOR A HOST THIS YEAR?
HOW ABOUT THE LESS ENTERTAINING VERSION OF RIGGS AND MURTAUGH.
>>ALL RIGHT.>>NO, I THINK IT’S GREAT THAT
EMMY HOSTS NOW ARE JUST CUTE FRIENDS.
WHO’S HOSTING NEXT YEAR, SQUIRREL AND A CAT?
NO, I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. AMERICA SAW YOU READ A JOKE, AND
YOU READ A DIFFERENT JOKE, AND THEY WERE LIKE, WHAT CHEMISTRY!
>>PETE, ARE YOU JEALOUS?>>NO, I’M NOT JEALOUS, BECAUSE
IT’S ACTUALLY THE WORST JOB YOU CAN GET IN SHOWBIZ.
I’M JUST MAD THAT YOU GUYS GET TO DO IT.
YOU KNOW, I NEVER WOULD HAVE DONE IT, BUT I WOULD HAVE DONE
IT IF I KNEW IT WOULD KEEP YOU GUYS FROM DOING IT.
BUT SERIOUSLY, GUYS, HOW DOES IT TASTE, BOYS?
>>WHAT?>>DON’T ASK.
>>HOW DOES WHAT TASTES?>>WARREN LITTLEFIELD’S NUTS!
HE RUNS NBC. I LOOKED IT UP.
HOW ELSE ARE YOU GETTING THESE JOBS?
I KNOW YOU’RE DOING THE BOSS.>>PETE, WARREN LITTLEFIELD
HASN’T WORKED HERE IN LIKE 20 YEARS.
>>WELL, SOUTHWEST NEEDS TO GET SOME NEW MAGAZINES.
>>THAT IS A MINEFIELD.>>WELL, WHO CARES?
I WENT TO THE EMMYS LAST YEAR AND IT SUCCEED, SO, LIKE, IT
DOESN’T MATTER. SOME GUY JUST GETS ON STAGE,
WEARING A FUNNY HAT, AND EVERYONE CLAPS AND THEN THEY
JUST READ OFF NAMES FOREVER. AND THE BIGGEST NERD IN THE
CLASS GETS TO GIVE A SPEECH. IT’S A TON OF CRAP.
>>PETE, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION.
YOU DIDN’T EVEN GO TO THE EMMYS LAST YEAR.
>>OH, YEAH, I DIDN’T. NO, IT STILL SUCKED THOUGH.
>>IT DID. PETE, YOU KNOW, IF IT MAKES YOU
SO MAD THAT WE’RE HOSTING, YOU DON’T HAVE TO WATCH.
>>NOT WATCH? AND NOT SUPPORT MY FRIENDS?
WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, A MONSTER?
NO, SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW, YOU’RE NOT JUST MY FRIENDS, YOU’RE MY
MENTORS. AND I CAN’T WAIT TO WATCH YOU
GUYS HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK ON YOUR BIG NIGHT.
>>AH, THANKS, MAN. PETE DAVIDSON, EVERYBODY.
>>I HOPE THEY FAIL.>>THAT WAS VERY NICE OF YOU.

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